Sunday, October 01, 2006

Dane Cook is a tool, and he's not funny either...

But maybe part of Saturday Night Live was funny--but it's hard to tell when WSAZ keeps chopping off the first minute of every sketch for another fucking My Z commercial.

5 comments:

Uncle Mike said...

MY Z is a fuckin' abortion of a programming idea and big fuckin' WASTE OF TIME.

Who the HELL did that "host" screw to get this gig, anyway? Fuckin' blonde bimbo (who has only done a couple of years of FLUFF stories in the field for WSAZ suddenly has her own Entertainment Tonight-style show (available only on local cable). It is SO obvious that she's screwing SOMEBODY at WSAZ - 'cause she has NO talent, NO journalistic skills or instinct, and NO reason to be in front of a camera - unless it's to show off her perfect teeth and hair.

Jesus!

Hippie Killer said...

That was mean.

Raging Red said...

How come when some dude with no talent (i.e. the actual subject of this post) becomes successful, nobody ever suggests that he must have fucked his way to the top?

Oh wait, I know why. "uncle mike," you're a shithead.

primalscreamx said...

Well, here's a thought... if the local is chopping off program segments for a local production at the expense of the national, turn them in to the network. The big guys can be awfully hard-nosed about people screwing with their breaks.
They get pretty pissy about it in radio, that's for sure and the money values are significantly less.
A simple complaint can do wonders. I'd fire a note off to WSAZ, NBC and to SNL. You never know...

Anonymous said...

He is the biggest fucking tool that ever lived. He is lucky that 80% of collage kids are tools.